She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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