Dual....:-)
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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