So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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