I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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