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(310): View more from California

Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."

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(319): View more from Iowa

You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift

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(407): View more from Florida

Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is your signature on my underwear?

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(317): View more from Indiana

He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.

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(785): View more from Kansas

One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know

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(425): View more from Washington

I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness

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