I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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