You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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