erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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