i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
