come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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