She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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