Rock
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Fuck
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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