They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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