gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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