we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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