I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
