yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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