hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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