okay pat passed out under dana's car
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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