You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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