I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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