we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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