Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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