covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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