physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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