You just made me feel so damn special
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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