Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
FUCK WHALES
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