Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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