Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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