It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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