people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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