I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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