I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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