do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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