Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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