On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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