Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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