Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm like, not good at living.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
