So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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