oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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