im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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