don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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