stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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