I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize