let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
