i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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