Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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