doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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