If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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