So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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