He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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