I need help removing her.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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